Tuesday, August 23, 2011
The Suckage That Is My Life
So I have decided that I am a complete and total idiot!! Seriously, I am so dumb!! Today I read my schedule wrong and I missed my freakin honors class!! I mean, who DOES that? Me, apparently. So of course I tried to email my professor and apologize excessively, but did she email me back? NO, she did not!! And does she most likely hate me? I think YES!! Is she going to kick me out of her class, thus sabotaging my college career? Also a big fat YES!! So pardon me while I go cry and binge eat a whole box of donuts. I have some major sugar therapy to attend to!!
Monday, August 22, 2011
College!!
Today was my first day of college classes, and let me tell ya, it was quite an experience. But for you to get the full effect of my distress, I must start my story from the beginning.
So I woke up this morning and thought I was still at home when, in fact, I was in my rat hole of a dorm room. Then I hurriedly tried to get ready because alas I had slept in 30 minutes too long. When I finally got to my first class just in time, I could not find a seat and was forced to sit next to a kid that I conveniently named Poindexter (I would sure hope that this needs no further explanation). So then I went to my next class, which was a little bit better, but it was English so of course it would be better than any other class. After that, I hiked up to my next and final class, which is Literature. And my professor for that class is a frrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkk!!! I seriously doubted his sanity. And while he was semi-hilarious, I think he would be better suited for an insane asylum than he would be for a college classroom.
So I woke up this morning and thought I was still at home when, in fact, I was in my rat hole of a dorm room. Then I hurriedly tried to get ready because alas I had slept in 30 minutes too long. When I finally got to my first class just in time, I could not find a seat and was forced to sit next to a kid that I conveniently named Poindexter (I would sure hope that this needs no further explanation). So then I went to my next class, which was a little bit better, but it was English so of course it would be better than any other class. After that, I hiked up to my next and final class, which is Literature. And my professor for that class is a frrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkk!!! I seriously doubted his sanity. And while he was semi-hilarious, I think he would be better suited for an insane asylum than he would be for a college classroom.
Saturday, August 20, 2011
My Strange Addictions And Other Random Things I Just Realized About Myself
While being oh so sadly cooped up in my extremely tiny dorm room for the last couple of days I have had an abundance of time to contemplate the strange inner workings of myself. And while this sounds like a very depressing existance to most people (or to everyone), I would like to share what I have learned in my quest for self discovery (ha super cheesy!).
1) I am completely addicted to blogging. I guess blogging is kind of like meth. Not even once, right?
2) I have some completely weird aversion to actually using money. I'm like a hoarder. I keep everything I make!!
3) I am musically bipolar. I'm super into all of the popular stuff, but I also cannot get enough of classical, eighties, and seventies music. And let's not forget that my true melodic love is that boot tappin, good time, redneck country music!
4) I love those Nature Valley Oats n' Honey granola bars. I swear I would eat them for every meal if there weren't always the chance that I would get some weirdo disease like rickets or scurvy by doing so.
5) I am completely deficient of Skype skills. I was trying to talk to my brother and sister last night, and I could not figure out how to turn on that pesky microphone!! It honest to goodness took me like 15 minutes to figure it out. And yes, you may point and laugh at this time.
6) I may or may not be developing some strange disease. Unless it's totally normal for my hair to fall out at an accelerated rate, to never be hungry, and to sleep more than any human ever should. But I guess if I randomly drop dead yall will know why. Hehe
7) I am absolutely crazy!! Because no sane person would ever make a pact with themself to walk up twenty flights of stairs to get to their room every single day when there is a perfectly functional elevator present. But alas I have indeed done this very thing, so I am obviously not in my right mind.
8) I have this completely irrational desire to sit on the top of a water tower. Now some of you may be wondering how in the world I came to this conclusion, but do not fret for I will tell you. You see, there is this water tower in clear view from my dorm room, and yesterday I happened to glance up and see it. And of course that got me thinking that I would really love to sit on the little walkway thingy at the top of it.
9) I tend to stress over things that, in all honesty, do not matter in the least. For example, just the other day I was fretting hardcore about making my bed. Yes, I am totally aware that the current state of my bedding is really not significant, but I had a minor meltdown while thinking about when I was going to have time to make it. Hmmm I wonder if this makes me obsessive compulsive or something. I'm leaning toward yes.
10) Toenails are oooooogggglllyyyy!! There is definitely a reason that nail polish was invented. Cover up those nasty thangs!! My philosophy on nail polish is this: Buy it, use it, embrace it, love it!!
1) I am completely addicted to blogging. I guess blogging is kind of like meth. Not even once, right?
2) I have some completely weird aversion to actually using money. I'm like a hoarder. I keep everything I make!!
3) I am musically bipolar. I'm super into all of the popular stuff, but I also cannot get enough of classical, eighties, and seventies music. And let's not forget that my true melodic love is that boot tappin, good time, redneck country music!
4) I love those Nature Valley Oats n' Honey granola bars. I swear I would eat them for every meal if there weren't always the chance that I would get some weirdo disease like rickets or scurvy by doing so.
5) I am completely deficient of Skype skills. I was trying to talk to my brother and sister last night, and I could not figure out how to turn on that pesky microphone!! It honest to goodness took me like 15 minutes to figure it out. And yes, you may point and laugh at this time.
6) I may or may not be developing some strange disease. Unless it's totally normal for my hair to fall out at an accelerated rate, to never be hungry, and to sleep more than any human ever should. But I guess if I randomly drop dead yall will know why. Hehe
7) I am absolutely crazy!! Because no sane person would ever make a pact with themself to walk up twenty flights of stairs to get to their room every single day when there is a perfectly functional elevator present. But alas I have indeed done this very thing, so I am obviously not in my right mind.
8) I have this completely irrational desire to sit on the top of a water tower. Now some of you may be wondering how in the world I came to this conclusion, but do not fret for I will tell you. You see, there is this water tower in clear view from my dorm room, and yesterday I happened to glance up and see it. And of course that got me thinking that I would really love to sit on the little walkway thingy at the top of it.
9) I tend to stress over things that, in all honesty, do not matter in the least. For example, just the other day I was fretting hardcore about making my bed. Yes, I am totally aware that the current state of my bedding is really not significant, but I had a minor meltdown while thinking about when I was going to have time to make it. Hmmm I wonder if this makes me obsessive compulsive or something. I'm leaning toward yes.
10) Toenails are oooooogggglllyyyy!! There is definitely a reason that nail polish was invented. Cover up those nasty thangs!! My philosophy on nail polish is this: Buy it, use it, embrace it, love it!!
Friday, August 19, 2011
Yo-Ho Yo-Ho A . . . Vandal's? Life For Me
All of the sudden I'm finding myself in this totally crazy new environment. Mama and Daddy are nowhere to be seen, Hou and Savannah are surely not present, and Lexie, Laura, Jesseca, and Julianne are memories from the past. And all of this is bad enough, but then we add in the fact that I don't really want to be here right now. I mean, the University of Idaho is great for a lot of people, but I'm seriously starting to doubt if it is right for me. Because, let's face it, it is a huuuuuuuuge party school, and anyone who knows me at all knows that I have not and neeeeeeever will party. It's just not who I am.
And if we're being honest I am a total homebody. Not like I never leave home, but more like I love my home. I miss everything about being in Idaho Falls -- my bedroom, my family, my pets, driving, Kiwi Loco, my friends, you name it. And here in Moscow I just don't feel like I belong anywhere. I have never felt like such an outcast in my life. I used to be Sydney Moore, honor student from Idaho Falls with a quiet sense of humor, lots of friends, and a deep love for the outdoors and country music. But now I just feel like Sydney, that quiet girl who reads in her dorm all day, doesn't drink or swear, and is the biggest redneck since Larry the Cable Guy.
But I know that I am just going to have to learn to take it day by day. After all, this is only temporary. I just need to do what Mama always says and, "Put a smile on my face and fake it til I make it."
And if we're being honest I am a total homebody. Not like I never leave home, but more like I love my home. I miss everything about being in Idaho Falls -- my bedroom, my family, my pets, driving, Kiwi Loco, my friends, you name it. And here in Moscow I just don't feel like I belong anywhere. I have never felt like such an outcast in my life. I used to be Sydney Moore, honor student from Idaho Falls with a quiet sense of humor, lots of friends, and a deep love for the outdoors and country music. But now I just feel like Sydney, that quiet girl who reads in her dorm all day, doesn't drink or swear, and is the biggest redneck since Larry the Cable Guy.
But I know that I am just going to have to learn to take it day by day. After all, this is only temporary. I just need to do what Mama always says and, "Put a smile on my face and fake it til I make it."
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