College!!

Today was my first day of college classes, and let me tell ya, it was quite an experience. But for you to get the full effect of my distress, I must start my story from the beginning.
So I woke up this morning and thought I was still at home when, in fact, I was in my rat hole of a dorm room. Then I hurriedly tried to get ready because alas I had slept in 30 minutes too long. When I finally got to my first class just in time, I could not find a seat and was forced to sit next to a kid that I conveniently named Poindexter (I would sure hope that this needs no further explanation). So then I went to my next class, which was a little bit better, but it was English so of course it would be better than any other class. After that, I hiked up to my next and final class, which is Literature. And my professor for that class is a frrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkk!!! I seriously doubted his sanity. And while he was semi-hilarious, I think he would be better suited for an insane asylum than he would be for a college classroom.