Saturday, August 20, 2011

My Strange Addictions And Other Random Things I Just Realized About Myself

While being oh so sadly cooped up in my extremely tiny dorm room for the last couple of days I have had an abundance of time to contemplate the strange inner workings of myself. And while this sounds like a very depressing existance to most people (or to everyone), I would like to share what I have learned in my quest for self discovery (ha super cheesy!).
1) I am completely addicted to blogging. I guess blogging is kind of like meth. Not even once, right?
2) I have some completely weird aversion to actually using money. I'm like a hoarder. I keep everything I make!!
3) I am musically bipolar. I'm super into all of the popular stuff, but I also cannot get enough of classical, eighties, and seventies music. And let's not forget that my true melodic love is that boot tappin, good time, redneck country music!
4) I love those Nature Valley Oats n' Honey granola bars. I swear I would eat them for every meal if there weren't always the chance that I would get some weirdo disease like rickets or scurvy by doing so.
5) I am completely deficient of Skype skills. I was trying to talk to my brother and sister last night, and I could not figure out how to turn on that pesky microphone!! It honest to goodness took me like 15 minutes to figure it out. And yes, you may point and laugh at this time.
6) I may or may not be developing some strange disease. Unless it's totally normal for my hair to fall out at an accelerated rate, to never be hungry, and to sleep more than any human ever should. But I guess if I randomly drop dead yall will know why. Hehe
7) I am absolutely crazy!! Because no sane person would ever make a pact with themself to walk up twenty flights of stairs to get to their room every single day when there is a perfectly functional elevator present. But alas I have indeed done this very thing, so I am obviously not in my right mind.
8) I have this completely irrational desire to sit on the top of a water tower. Now some of you may be wondering how in the world I came to this conclusion, but do not fret for I will tell you. You see, there is this water tower in clear view from my dorm room, and yesterday I happened to glance up and see it. And of course that got me thinking that I would really love to sit on the little walkway thingy at the top of it.
9) I tend to stress over things that, in all honesty, do not matter in the least. For example, just the other day I was fretting hardcore about making my bed. Yes, I am totally aware that the current state of my bedding is really not significant, but I had a minor meltdown while thinking about when I was going to have time to make it. Hmmm I wonder if this makes me obsessive compulsive or something. I'm leaning toward yes.
10) Toenails are oooooogggglllyyyy!! There is definitely a reason that nail polish was invented. Cover up those nasty thangs!! My philosophy on nail polish is this: Buy it, use it, embrace it, love it!!

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